Call me Habu. Sometimes I write things. This is where I dump these things. They are all terrible but I love you for sucking it up and giving them a try nonetheless.



'bout me

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oh no cute picture and then bad fic happened???? im very rusty but here you go guys its rly short enjoy a fic about nine year old stupid boys being stupid the end

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Anonymous sent: just wondering did you ever passive aggressively read avid to yourself

sdgsd im sorry anon i have no idea what avid is?

so um

no??

Anonymous sent: bahaha sob i'm sorry i obviously wish it hadn't happened to you and it kind of came off that way. i'm stuck in the same school as the person for another few years though and they're being all cute with their girlfriend and dances and stuff are coming up soon and its like can u not. it wasn't like this last year and back then i thought they might actually have liked me back so it's my first year being a depressed lump about it bluh.

awww nah ur fine

dude, i know it feels like you’ll never get over it, or get over THEM, but trust me, you will

the best thing you can do is drive yourself into anything that takes your mind off it, and if you have to take a break from them, i’m sure they’ll be understanding about it 

and if you stay optimistic i promise you’ll find someone who’s even better, because that’s exactly what happened to me!! 

Anonymous sent: wow this is pretty darn spooky actually its literally the exact same thing

2spooky 4me 

Anonymous sent: just going to casually drop in here and say that i can really relate to what happened with runawaystuck and it makes me feel less shitty about what's happening to me right now! as in less alone?? like dang its literally the exact same thing and youre so great it gives me hope

well, im glad i could help you somehow, even if its through my own misguided romantic exploits

keep your head high, and if you ever wanna talk, im here 

i just realized i have 420 followers on my writing account

TMNT: Smoking

ok i wrote this on my main account but it got an unexpected amount of notes so im puttin it on here 

tmnt 2012 raph/april drabble with the prompt: smoking

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Her Son

a fic about the condesce being john crocker's mom. sadstuck. 

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Anonymous sent: i love you for that fic now yes you are purrrrrfect thank you for doing my request ヽ(;ω;)ノ

sure thing doll :3 

Anonymous sent: write kitty dave pretty please?? *Q*

ok 4 u

there is some johndave also but you can pretend it's something else just replace john with another person idgaf 

You know you should be embarrassed, considering the fact that you’ve sort of inexplicably transformed into wet-dream fuel for the most notoriously grody anime fetishizers, but you’re not. For whatever reason, you think you can actually pull off the whole “whoa shit im suddenly a partial furry” look. Particularly because it’s really hard to be resentful when getting scratched behind your ears feels this good. John’s gonna give you hell for this later, you know, but you’re willing to risk his tendencies to be a complete prick in favor of sprawling out over his lap, skinny tail (yes, you have a fucking tail now, get with the program already) curling over your midsection. 

“You’re making a really stupid face right now,” John reminds you helpfully. 

You try to say something like “look at how much i fucking care about that oh are you looking prepare to be amazed by the mind boggling amount of fucks i simply do not give”, but your tongue has more or less turned to mush. The only sound you are capable of making is a deep, hearty rumble from back of your throat. 

John cracks up, scratching harder. “Oh man. You’re totally purring like a pampered little pussycat or something.” He leans over you, grinning. “You are so never living this down.”

Instead of trying to reply a second time, you settle yourself more comfortably in his lap and continue to smirk contentedly, making it more than apparent that you still don’t actually care what he says or does, as long as he doesn’t stop scratching you there.